A man and a woman were getting ready to leave for work one morning when the woman said, "Honey, I've got an idea. tonight, let's make love the way they do in the movies."
With a big grin he said, "Great, I'll see you later."
When he got home, dinner was waiting, the lights were dimmed and his girlfriend was wearing just a negligee. After the chocolate covered strawberries, they retired to the bedroom, which was softly lighted by candles.
As she welcomed him into her arms, he flipped her over and took her anally. Just before he was finished, he turned her over again and shot his load onto her face and hair.
"Eeew", she yelled, "that wasn't romantic!"
He said, "I guess we watch different kinds of movies."
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