Thursday, April 9, 2009

Speeding Ticket

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.

She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together.

Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"

Chinese Adam & Eve

If Adam and Eve were Chinese, we would still be in paradise because they would have ignored the apple and eaten the snake.


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