Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Bumper Stickers

1. Impotence ... Nature's way of saying, "No hard feelings."
2. The proctologist called ... they found your head.
3. Save your breath ... You'll need it to blow up your date.
4. WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
5. Guys ... Just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one.

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