Totally Opposite

Two bachelors were talking about their respective choice of life partner.

One friend asked, "It is generally said that people with opposite characteristics make the happiest marriages. What is your opinion?"

The friend replied, "Yes, they are right. That is why I am looking for a girl with a money!"

Missing Something

If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your life.

If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life.

Not Invited

A man sat at a bar showing his sorrows The barman notices the forlorn customer, so he strolls up and asks why he’s so glum. The man explains that he’s moving to Australia and his friends are throwing a big party. There’ll be singing and dancing all through the night. They’ve even arranged for a fireworks display.

“But why would that depress you?” asks the confused barman.

“Well, the man replies, “I haven’t been invited.”