Found It!

A married couple was lying in bed together.
Suddenly she felt his hand on her shoulder.
She murmured gently, "Ahh... nice."
His hand moved to her breast.
She grew more excited, "Sweetie, that's wonderful."
His hand moved to her leg.
She moaned, "Honey, don't stop!"
But then he stopped.
"Why did you stop?"
He responded with a click, "Because I found the remote!".

He's expected to be released from the hospital on Monday.