Concerning Marriage

• There was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married and then it was too late.

• At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other replied, "Yes I am, I married the wrong man."

• Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is really finished.

• Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his bachelor's degree and the woman gets her master's.