And Then The Fight Started ...

1. My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.
"What's on TV?" she asked.
"Dust," I said ...
And then the fight started.

2. My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, "I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds."
I bought her bathroom scales...
And then the fight started...

3. I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?" It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.
"Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said.
So I suggested, "How about the kitchen?" ...
And then the fight started....