Five Quickies

1. He said: "I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it."
She said: "You wear pants, don't you?"

2. On a wall in a ladies room: "My husband follows me everywhere!"
Written just below it: "I do not!"

3 Why are blonde jokes so short?
So men can remember them.

4. How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
We don't know; it has never happened.

5.What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A widow.

The Last Word

By definition, the woman always has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after her is the beginning of a new argument!

Chinese Adam & Eve

If Adam and Eve were Chinese, we would still be in paradise because they would have ignored the apple and eaten the snake.

What Me Worry

"I'd give a thousand dollars to the man who would worry for me!"

"You're on. Now, where is those thousand dollars?"

"That is your first worry!"