Great Truths About Growing Old

1 Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.

2 Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.

3 When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there.

4 You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.

5 It is frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
6 Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.

7 Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.