Teacher: Three crows are sitting on a fence rail, The farmer shoots one, how many are left?
Johnny: None
Teacher: How did you come up with that answer?
Johnny: Well the noise from the gun would have scared away the other 2 crows.
Teacher: The correct answer is two, But I like the way you're thinking.
Johnny: I got one for you. There are three women sitting on a park bench, they all have lollipops, one is licking her lollipop, one is biting her lollipop and one is sucking her lollipop, which one is married? (Teacher is young and only been married a year)
Teacher: ( Blushing)The one thats Sucking her lollipop.
Johnny: Nah. It would be the one wearing a wedding ring. But I like the way you're thinking.
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