Sunday, December 2, 2007

Life Begins At 50!

Q. Where can a 50-year-old woman find a young man who will be interest in her?

A. Try a book store ... under fiction!

Q. What should a man do while his wife is going through menopause?

A. Stay busy. Try finishing the basement. When you're done, you'll have a place to live.

Q. How can you increase your 50-year-old husband's heart rate?

A. Tell him you're pregnant!

Q. Why should 50-year-olds use valet parking?

A. Valets remember where they parked your car!

No comments:

LinkWithin

Blog Widget by LinkWithin