Q. Where can a 50-year-old woman find a young man who will be interest in her?
A. Try a book store ... under fiction!
Q. What should a man do while his wife is going through menopause?
A. Stay busy. Try finishing the basement. When you're done, you'll have a place to live.
Q. How can you increase your 50-year-old husband's heart rate?
A. Tell him you're pregnant!
Q. Why should 50-year-olds use valet parking?
A. Valets remember where they parked your car!
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