Wednesday, December 26, 2007

Is It Because I'm Blonde?

Day 1:
A blonde comes home from school and says to her mum,"We learned how to count up to 5 today mummy. I got up to 10. Is it because I'm blonde, Mummy?"
Mum replies: "Yes dear"

Day 2:
"We learned how to do the alphabet today Mummy. The others only got up to E and I got up to S. Is it because I'm blonde, Mummy?"
Mum replies: "Yes dear"

Day 3:
"We learned about breasts today Mummy. All the other girls are flat chested and I'm a 36DD. Is it because I'm blonde, mummy?"
Mum replies: "No dear, it's because your 25.

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