If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but, if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity.
I was born intelligent education ruined me.
A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station...
what more can I say...
Behind every successful man, there is a woman.
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
Practice makes perfect...
But nobody's perfect...
so why practice?
Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.
How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.
One should love animals.
They are so tasty.
Save water.
Shower with your girlfriend/boyfriend.
Love thy neighbor.
But don't get caught.
The wise never marry and when they marry they become otherwise.
Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.
Never put off the work till tomorrow when you can put off today.
Love is photogenic
It needs darkness to develop
Children in backseats cause accidents
Accidents in backseats cause children
"Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep!
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning
"Hard work never kill anybody"
But why take the risk!
"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours!
God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.
When two's company,
three's the result!
A dress is like a barbed fence
It protects the premises without restricting the view
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So… why learn?!?
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