Q1. Where can a 50-year-old woman find young sexy men who will be interested in her?
A1. Try a bookstore …under fiction!
Q2. What should a man do while his wife is going through menopause?
A2. Stay busy. Try finishing the basement. When you're done, you'll have a place to live.
Q3. How can you increase your 50-year-old husband's heart rate?
A3. Tell him you're pregnant!
Q4. How can I avoid seeing wrinkles when I pass a mirror?
A4. Take off your glasses!
Q5. Why should 50-year-olds use valet parking?
A5. Valets remember where they park your car.!
Q6. Do most 50-year-olds have problems with short term memory storage?
A6. Memory storage is no problem; the problem is memory retrieval!
Q7. Do 50-year-olds sleep more soundly?
A7. Yes; usually in the afternoon.
Q.8. What is the most common remark made by a 50-year-olds in an antique store?
A8. "I remember these!"
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