1. Legalize prostitution. Ugly people want to have sex, too!
2. Safe sex is in the palm of your hand.
3. Sex on TV is great ... until I fall off.
4. My other ride is your mom.
5. I gave up drinking, smoking and sex. Worst 15 minutes of my life.
6. I need someone really bad. Are you really bad?
7. Please tell your pants it's not polite to point.
8. I'm not perfect, but parts of me are incredible.
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