An Irishman who had a little too much to drink is driving home from the city one night and, of course, his car is weaving erratically all over the road.
A police officer pulls him over. "So," said the officer to the driver, "Where have ya been?"
"Why, I've been to the pub of course," slurs the driver.
"Well," said the officer, "it looks like you've had quite a few to drink this evening."
"I did alright," said the driver, with a smile.
"Did you know," said the officer, standing straight and folding his arms across his chest, "that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?"
"Oh, thank heavens," sighs the inebriated driver. "For a minute there I thought I'd gone deaf."
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