Friday, February 20, 2009

Relevant Advice

George looked worried when the doctor asked if anything was troubling him.

"Well, to tell you the truth, Doc, yes," answered George. "I seem to be getting forgetful. I can't remember where I put the car, or whether I answered a letter, or where I'm going, or what I was going to do once I get there -- if I get there! I need help. What should I do?"

The doctor replied in his kindest tone, "Pay me in advance!"

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