Five Quickies

1. He said: "I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it."
She said: "You wear pants, don't you?"

2. On a wall in a ladies room: "My husband follows me everywhere!"
Written just below it: "I do not!"

3 Why are blonde jokes so short?
So men can remember them.

4. How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
We don't know; it has never happened.

5.What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A widow.