Q: What are the small bumps around a woman's nipples for?
A: It's Braille for 'suck here'.
Q: What Is An Australian Kiss?
A: It's the same as a French kiss, but 'down under.'
Q: Why Were Hurricanes Normally Named After Women?
A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go, they take your house and car with them.
Q: Why Do Girls Rub Their Eyes When They Get Up In The Morning?
A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch...
Q: What Is A Man's Ultimate Embarrassment?
A: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose.
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