Thoughts for the Day
1. If women are so good at multi-tasking, how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?
2. Any woman can have the body of a 21-year-old -- as long as she buys him a few drinks first.
3. Getting older is like visiting an all-you-can-eat buffet. What should be hot is cold, what should be firm is limp, and the buns are bigger than anything else on the menu.
4. It's scary when you make the same noises as your coffeemaker.
5. I keep hitting "escape", but I'm still here.
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