Monday, March 30, 2009

Her 40th Birthday

A middle-aged man took his wife out for her 40th birthday.
"What would you like for your birthday? A new car? A sable coat? A diamond necklace?" he asked.
"I want a divorce," she replied coldly.
"I wasn't planning to spend that much!" he quickly responded.

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