Fly In A Soup

Three men walk into a restaurant: an American, an Englishman, and a Scotsman. They each order a bowl of soup, and when the waiter brings their orders, each discovers a fly in his soup.

The American is typically rude, yelling out the fact he has a fly in his soup and generally causing a scene.

The Englishman very subtly dips the fly out and hides it under his napkin so as to be polite and proper.

The Scot reaches down into the soup, grabs the fly around its little fly neck, and in a thick Scottish accent says, “Spit it out! Spit it out!”