Thursday, November 15, 2007

Hat Gone Missing

After discovering that he had lost his hat, a man decided the simplest way to replace was to go to church and steal one from the entry. Once inside, he heard a sermon on the Ten Commandments. At the end of the service, he said to the minister, I want you to know that you saved me from crime. I came in here with sin in my heart. I was going to steal a hat. But after hearing your sermon, I changed my mind”.

“Fine” said the minister. But would you tell me what I said that changed your mind?”

“Well,” explained the man, “ when you got to the part about “Thou shalt not commit adultery,’ I remembered where I left my hat.”

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