Size Matters

A newlywed couple is getting ready for bed when the husband says,

"Honey, now that we're married, it's okay for me to see your

body. Would you open your robe so I can have a look?"

She opens her robe and lets her husband see her naked body.

And he says, "You are so so so beautiful. Can I get the camera

and take a picture?"

"Why do you want to do that?" she asks.

"Because I love you so so so much, and I'd like to keep your

picture next to my heart forever!"

She allows him to get the camera and take the picture. Then she

says, "Honey, now that we're married, it's okay for me to see

your body too. Would you open your robe so I can have a look?"

He opens his robe and lets his wife see his naked body.

And she asks, "Can I get the camera and take a picture?"

"Why do you want to do that?" he asks her.

"Because I want to get it enlarged!"