Wednesday, November 11, 2009

The Trucker

A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks stops into a brothel. He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $500 and says, "I want your ugliest woman and a burnt chop!"

The Madam is astonished. "But, sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my finest ladies and a lovely three-course meal.

The trucker replies, "I'm not horny . . . . I'm homesick."

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