- The Bill of Rights (Void where prohibited by law)
- If women can have PMS, then men can have ESPN.
- A fool and his money can throw one heck of a party.
- If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?
- When blondes have more fun, do they know it?
- Remember, half the people in the world are below average.
- What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
- Losing a wife/husband can be hard. In my case it was darn near impossible.
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