Growing Older Is ...

• Your back goes out more than you do.
• A fortune teller offers to read your face.
• You turn out the lights for economic reasons rather than romantic ones.
• You remember this week that last week was your wedding anniversary.
• You are startled the first time you are addressed as "Old Timer".
• You answer automatically when someone addresses you "Old Timer."
• You burn your midnight oil after 9:00 p.m.
• You sink your teeth into a steak and they stay there.
• Your pacemaker makes the garage door go up when you see a pretty girl walk by.
• You get your exercise acting as a pallbearer for your friend who exercised.
• You have too much room in the house and not enough in the medicine cabinet.
• The best part of your day is over when your alarm goes off.
• The thought of getting out of bed never occurs to you.