Being Brave

A couple walked into a dentist's office. 

The man told the dentist, "Can you pull a tooth quickly? I'm really late! Another couple is waiting for us at the golf course and our tee time is in thirty minutes. I don't have time to wait for anesthetic to take effect." 

The dentist thought, "This is one brave man, asking to have a tooth pulled without anesthetic." 

The dentist asked him, "Which tooth is it, sir?" 

The man turned to his wife and said, "Honey, show him your tooth!" 

Asking For A Raise

An employee sent her boss an email asking for a raise:

"Dear Bo$$,
In thi$ life, you $hould under$tand of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given you $o much $upport. I'm $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.
$incerely your$,
$u$ie."

Her boss immediately hit Reply and typed:

"Dear Susie:
I kNOw you work very hard, but you must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well NOw the papers say the world's leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if we're headed for aNOther recession. And, after the NOvember elections, things may turn worse.. I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean.

Yours truly,
NOrm"