What The Bible Stands For

A father was approached by his small son who told him proudly, "I know what the Bible means!" His father smiled and replied,

"What do you mean, you 'know' what the Bible means?"

The son replied, "I do know!" "Okay," said his father. "What does the Bible mean?" "That's easy, Daddy..." the young boy

replied excitedly, "It stands for 'Basic Information Before Leaving Earth.'

Two Kinds Of People

"Somebody has said there are only two kinds of people in the world. There are those who wake up in the morning and say,

"Good morning, Lord," and there are those who wake up in the morning and say, "Good Lord, it's morning."